Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Customer Service

I ordered up some CDs from a place on the web called CD baby, and here is the confirmation email I received today:

Your CDs have been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CDs and polished them to make
sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CDs into the finest gold-lined box that
money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Tuesday, October 24th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year". We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

4 comments:

L.M. said...

Demand a refund if those 50 employees aren't virgins.

mister anchovy said...

These guys are a good source of independent music, and as you all know, I like homemade jam.

Tim said...

Ha, ha, that's wonderful! Cheers!

Candy Minx said...

You msut have felt like a million bucks when you got that email!