Nutty

Since they had been at school all week, three mischievous boys went to the zoo for an outing. They decided to visit the elephant cage. But soon enough, they were picked up by a cop for causing a commotion.

The officer hauled them off to security for questioning. The supervisor in charge asked them to give their names and tell what they were doing at the elephant compound.

The first boy innocently said, "My name is Bill, and I was just throwing peanuts into the elephant cage."

The second added, "My name is Phil, and all I was doing was throwing peanuts into the elephant cage."

The third boy was a little shaken up and said, "Well, my name is Petey. But my friends call me 'Peanut'."