The Mirror
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head all went to an antique store and saw a beautiful old mirror. The lady working at the store said, "This is a magic mirror. You must say something true. And if it's true, your wish will come true. If it's not true, you will disappear."
The blonde, red head, and brunette decided to buy the mirror, and brought it home with them. First the red head walked up to the mirror and said, "I think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world." Poof, she vanished.
Then the brunette walked up to the mirror and said, "I think I'm the smartest girl in the world." Poof, she disappeared.
Then the blonde walked up to the mirror and said, "I think ... " Then Poof, she disappeared.
4 comments:
that's hurtin, Archie. Har!
Schocking - Le Chevalier d'AerChie persists in such outRageously humorous Blogging on the Sabbath
Now that he's won the Antipodean Elections so gloriously - he's not content with alienating the (un)Godly - he's now upsetting almost half the Human Species (ie all the Ladies, except those with Grey, Blue or Green Hair)
Schocking Bravery ... and on the Sabbath too !!!
AND still no return of his Dancing Grey Oliphant
Splutter splutter .... or as Mister Anchovy so concisely expresses it :
Har !
Alas, I am also a blonde - and this has upset and offended me more than I can say! My dancing Grey Oliphant has turned pink and stopped dancing! Blogger has also invented a new way to offend bloggers on other platforms - I can no longer comment in my wordpress persona :(
Senor Anchovy
It is a Truth universally acknowledged that a distinguished ("Schocking") Antipodean Sabbath-Blogger in possession of a good knack of repeat-mocking the Ladies must be in want of a Holiday ["Political Asylum"] in Inglaterra
where he et Mdm Buffée will be most welcome, but only if he brings his own dancing Grey Oliphant
the Inglaterrans having their own supply of Pink Oliphants
Over at Metro's Place, the Graying Eagle has been converted to "Anon II"
G E
PS Herr AerChie
In Englisch, the past-perfect tense of "am also" is "was"
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