Revenge of the Sh*t
Seems I'm not the only one who thinks it's OK to rearrange the letters of Sith and, at the same time, better describe the film. So, in honour of that, I offer my list of the top six things I would rather watch than Star Wars (or Lord of the Rings for that matter):
1) Question period in the Canadian House of Commons
2) Every episode of Leave it to Beaver
3) The Golf Channel
4) Waterworld
5) An electrocardiogram
6) Paint drying
Note: opinions expressed in this posting are not necessarily those of Mister Anchovy.
8 comments:
nor the opinion of great white bear, who just finished watching episodes one and two in preparation for Sundays trip to the multiplex!
well, i hope you enjoy it. really.
I can honestly say ... I have NEVER watched an entire Star Wars anything all the way through. EVER.
Watching a Star Wars anything is like ... trying to eat a plate of lutefisk.
It might taste good, if you have the right frame of mind at first ... but upon further tasting ... it tastes like shit.
And the more you eat the more you wish you'd gone for the BOILED CODFISH.
Or better yet ... gone to Dairy Queen.
I just looked up lutefish. This dish can't be real. Who would willingly eat that?
In Iceland they bury a piece of shark meat in the sand for two weeks then eat it when it really begins to stink. Got to be worse than Lutefish.
Why would anyone invest so much time in making foo inedible and then eating it?
In Minnesota, Lutefisk is considered considered a holiday delicacy. Nothing like fish soaked in lye till it turns into gelatanous goo! Personally, I think I'd rather just consume the lye. The death has to be less painful.
The restaurant I work at has an annual lutefisk feed. People actually cry if we run out.
When I tell "lutefisk lovers" that I just don't get it, they tell me it's all in what you put on your lutefisk.
I can find a LOT of better things to put butter and cream sauce on than a piece of jello fish!!
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